Rambut, Lo Gak Akan Jadi Alasan Bokap Gue diserang Negara Api!

"Buktikan cinta kamu ke para lelaki yang berarti di hidupmu (daddy, husband, or brothers) dengan menyelamatkan mereka dari neraka"

Apa yang kalian lakukan untuk menahan mata supaya nggak kembali merem saat baru bangun tidur? Setiap orang pastinya punya ritual sendiri-sendiri saat baru bangun tidur. Ada yang langsung lompat dari kasur terus pergi mandi supaya matanya melek kena air, ada juga yang ambil remot tv terus cari siaran gosip supaya mata anteng nggak nutup lagi, ada juga yang langsung ngeloyor cari makanan untuk mengganjal mata sekalian perut.

Gue?
Unlock handphone, twitter, check K's timeline, then check general timeline. 

“He” Is Beautiful - Edited

The last two weeks my Creative Writing lecturer, Mas Dalih, did not come to the class because he was in Bali for his business. However, his friend, Mbak Abmi, kindheartedly substituted him for the class. Last Monday she did not come alone. She brought a guest, she told us in the beginning of the class. The guest came in as she called her in, a beautiful one; long dark brown hair, pierced pointed nose, make up on, and her body was like a Spain guitar. At the first glance, the guest looked female. But I did not think so at the second. I was not the only one who felt she was strange, somehow. The class started being full with murmurs as she took her seat in the corner of the class.  

Mbak Abmi asked us to interview the guest. She made some topics to be questioned and divided us into some groups. Before we started the interview, Mbak Abmi introduced her guest a little. In the middle of her guest introductory, she called the guest with “he”. The second hand stopped for a few minutes. My brain worked a little hard. Okay, everything was clear. The guest was a waria, a man but a half woman. Case closed.